Choire asked me to remind everyone that it is I, Andrew Krucoff, who is guest-editing Gawker this week. (I'm sure this was obvious by the change in tone and lack of insider or even outsider knowledge.) Also, I think Wonkette, Defamer, Gizmodo, and Fleshbot all take turns ass-fucking the mothership's server while I spend my day hours helpless, curled in a ball, and caged in bamboo. I have half the mind to post only from midnight to 6am covering updates on Asian financial markets. Bear with me people. Choire's back on Monday and the nightmare will be over soon. Thanks.