1. Clay Aiken, now forever known as Chester the Molester. [via Modern Age]
2. Michael Kinsely, the new LA Times ed/op editor, takes down NY Times columnist David Brooks... in the NY Times.
3. Two's a trend: that slutty doll on the cover of David Sedaris's book sure looks familiar.
4. Justin Timberlake, making his serious acting debut on-set as we speak, isn't going to be the next Frank Sinatra.
5. Gothamist launches Chicagoist. Seriously. Expect alderman scandal coverage and... uh... okay, that's it. It's a hard choice between living in Chicago and being buried alive, and I speak from experience on both counts.