· Once again, rock-boy Bryan Adams is living our dream: we wanna push Tommy Hilfiger into the pool. But we also wanna hold his head underwater for a while. (Not for long! Just 'til he apologizes for his crimes against fashion!) [NYP]
· Will Southampton's Jet East open this weekend? Or, not up to code, will its bathroom counters remain forlornly uncoated by coke and model-vomit? [NYDN]
· Someone reportedly has beaten the crap out of someone at Lindsay Lohan's parents' house in Long Island. No word yet on the outcome of the "domestic disturbance." Perhaps her parents freaked over the Great Scar Tissue Debacle. [NYDN]