· The dirt on Lohan Family Feud: starlet Lindsay Lohan's dad had fisticuffs with his brother-in-law after a family communion. Ah, Catholics. A few drinks after church and they're beating the crap out of each other. [NYDN]
· PR flack claims that Halle Berry doesn't use a body double in the upcoming Catwoman. Right — and neither did Brad Pitt in Troy. Oh wait, yes, old chicken legs totally did. [NYP]
· Liza Minelli spends Paris to New York flight screeching like a banshee. [NYP]
· Mira Sorvino to marry post-teen waiter. Some say she's preggers. Yay, it's a busboy!