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Don't think we didn't notice our DC sister blog Wonkette getting some manual stimulation on the front page of today's LAT. It's such an unabashed lovefest that by the end of the article, we thought our Ana and the LAT's Susannah Rosenblatt would have interrupted their pillow fight just long enough to suck Jagermeister shots out of each other's navels while singing "I Will Survive." Maybe Rosenblatt was entranced by Ana's "fuscia bedroom slippers," which she uses to distract the constant stream of reporters to her residence from wandering into the gimp dungeon.