· Still looking for somewhere to summer? Joan Kennedy (ex-wife of big Ted) puts her digs at Hyannis Port up for rent. For just $50k, you can have a 12 rooms and a month of the Kennedy curse. [NYP]
· Not a facial tic in sight at recent parties celebrating various Botox-friendly books; drinks thrown at "America's first supermodel" Janice Dickinson merely rolled off of her smooth and impenetrable forehead. Also: Richard Avedon? Not dead. [NYT]
· In the wake of the staged mess described as her "tour," Mariah Carey continues to fire various managers, agents, and wet nurses. Freed members of her entourage can be spotted on their knees, crying tears of joy. [NYDN/R&M (2nd item)]
· The denials are out, but, really, who hasn't made out with Scarlett Johansson? She's young, she's experimenting, and she just might be doing Imitation of Christ's Tara Subkoff. [NYP]
· Finally clearing up speculation about their girliness once and for all, the New York delegation for the Democratic convention books a party at Boston's L Street Bathhouse. Tee hee. [NYP]