Listen, I've spent more time being nice to lawyers this week than I can stand. Me and Page Six blind items just don't get along.

That being said, I have two little somethings for the dozen of you who emailed regarding today's Page Six blind items:

1. The Easiest Blind Item In the World [Defamer]
2. NY Judge: Being Labelled Gay May No Longer Be Defamation [NY Lawyer]

I bet we'll be finding out the hard way about that whole gay/defamation thing soon enough.