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Now available on eBay: The Barbra Streisand Custom Transportation Vehicle, an RV which the seller promises is "owned and used by Barbra in lieu of limousine or car service. It has also been used by her for additional privacy on several film locations. Currently, she is using it on the set of Meet the Fockers."

Among the RV's luxurious amenities are "customized monogram[s] painted on driver and passenger doors reading, 'BSJ,'...Venetian blinds," and, most lavishly, "custom needlepoint artwork featuring a mobile home, reading 'Mobile Home Sweet Mobile Home.'" Disappointingly, there is no hot tub. Doesn't the Yentl-tastic Ms S know how to cruise in style?

And if you're anxious about owning a vehicle that Her Barbness has probably taken a dump in (amenity: "toilet"), maybe you'd be more comfortable bidding on some dresses that the diva has undoubtedly graced with her pit sweat.