· Everyone thinks blushing bride-in-beige Jennifer Lopez is preggers, presumably by another human. [NYP] Related: J.Lo changes PR team, ditching Rob Shuter for Leslie Sloane. [NYDN]
· Michael Musto on the Tonys: "In the wildly nostalgic 2003 4 season on the Great White Way, African Americans were represented by a maid, a slave, street urchins, a downtrodden ghetto family, and an ape. You've come a long way, baby!" [V.V.]
· Subway model-shooting increases value of artwork of shot models. (Seriously.) [NYP]
· Does Hamptons hotspot Jet East keep rat-infested servant quarters? [NYP]
· As we heard, Eminem's ass will be excised from the MTV Music Awards. [NYDN] Related: [Defamer]