First he came for the smokers, and I was not a smoker, so I said nothing. Then he came for the Mister Softee trucks, but I was not an ice cream man. Who will be next in Mayor Bloomberg's campaign of peace? Blogger Dana on neglected targets of the Bloomberg noise assault:

Frankly, I'd like to blow up every car with a car alarm in the 5 boroughs. Don't even get me started on the suped-up cars with the headers and the baffles and the woofers and whatnot.

Also, pacifiers and bottles should be outfitted with harnesses and chokechains. But that's a whole 'nother issue.

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