1. The email diary of an embittered investment banker. (We'd like a copy of the whole email he's circulated, please!)
2. The Male Celebrity's Guide to Public Man-Hugging Without Seeming Gay and Possibly Jeopardizing Your Career.
3. Mayor Bloomberg and his Operation Sh.
4. What would happen if the Sunday Styles posse took over the NYT front page?
5. Courtney = Court-date.
6 New Yorker writer Ben McGrath reveals he was neither cool nor a glee club singer at Yale. He did, however, attend Yale, still a strike against him. (And it was like, last week, too.)
7. An outrageous confluence of celebrity sightings.