Good gravy, it's apparently gossip columnists interview week. The Daily hits on NYDN columnist Ben Widdicombe:

Q. How does someone get on your good side or bad side?

A. Quentin Crisp used to say, "No one is boring who will talk about himself," and I'd add to that "or other people." The only way to get on my bad side is to lie — which is why I hate most Hollywood flaks.

Hollywood is filled with liars? That's crazy-talk!
Snoopy Sundays [The Daily]