Aww, New York's most famous Asperger's victim has tried to set us all free on the third rail once again. On Friday, Darius McCollum got arrested for something like the 20th time in 24 years for his obsession with driving the subways. Just give the brother a fucking job already, right?

Now all we need to do is find a bunch of Asperger's folk who fixate on being elementary school teachers and this city is set.
Subway Stealing Legend Arrested Again [Gothamist]