Defamer Real Estate: Dude, Where's My Plummeting Property Value?
Wherein we use the LAT's "Hot Property" real estate column and some ellipses to depress both ourselves and the Los Angeles housing market:
Seann William Scott...American Pie...a Malibu home...$4 million...five bedrooms...four bathrooms...7,500 square feet...behind gates...ocean views...1.4 acres...26...American Pie 2...American Wedding...The Rundown...co-starring the Rock.