Please note: formerly called "Remainders," I thought these sort-of daily updates deserved a more accurate name. There, that's better.

1. Brit craves more Madonna lip action; the carnal mother/daughter-esque duo will lock 'em in Madison Square Garden. Allegedly. (Please keep in mind certain pop stars are desperate to sell tickets.)
2. Governess sought for INSANE FAMILY of a celebrity 7-year-old boy. (Name me a famous 7-year-old, please? Anyone?) $350-$500 a week, yo.
3. Ben Affleck's terrifying face is slowly beginning to resemble that of director Kevin Smith.
4. Open All Night has screengrabs of Marc Anthony's ring from the 'Today Show.' He's J. Lo's little Gollum now!