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Now that Viggo Mortensen is enjoying "substantial success as an actor," ex-wife (and former X lead singer) Christene Edge, is hitting up the actor for a bigger child support payment. Naturally, The Smoking Gun has the court document in which Edge wants Viggo's contribution to balloon from $3,000 to about $18,000 a month. Let this serve as a warning to all divorced actors who pine for "substantial success": You're probably better off getting your ass kicked by Demi Moore than becoming the king of Middle Earth.