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—The New York Post's plastic surgery experts blame Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan for the bazooming of America's teenage girls.
—Meryl channels Hillary in Manchurian Candidate; Paramount supposedly reminds director Jonathan Demme to stick to the usual left-wing Hollywood conspiracy and lay off Hill.
—Guy Ritchie says that Kabbalah is A.O.K, and that Madonna's "never received any kind of bill from anyone." He also denies that he and his pals will one day drink son Rocco's blood from a gold chalice paid for by Madonna's Kabbalah Centre tithe.
—Even McDonald's hates Michael Eisner.