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Security guards on the Paramount lot in Hollywood turned away a homeless man from the studio's gates, then recognized him on a newscast about the slayings of a 91-year-old screenwriter and a 67-year-old physician neighbor. What we want to know: How quickly was Paramount head Sherry Lansing trying to lock up the rights to her security guards' story, so she can massage it into a $100 million buddy picture where the unassuming guards have to act quickly to thwart a serial killer on the loose in a big Hollywood studio? This could be just what Lansing needs to save her gig in the wake of the shake-ups at Paramount parent Viacom. But who are we kidding? It's a Paramount movie, it would totally bomb.