Does this actually qualify as a blind item?

Which glasses-wearing celebrity architect, currently involved in vicious legal battle with an idiot leaseholder of a certain major terrorist-afflicted property, literally threw a party to celebrate the retirement from the field of which super-wordy, super-conceptual New York Times architecture critic? All reports indicate that the architect cackled with his friends about the end of the former architecture critic's reign; said critic will pass his days as a contributor to the New York Times magazine.