Who says New York isn't moving forward? The MTA has apparently brought back the Miss Subway pageants — but it's okay, feminazis, they're calling it the Ms. Subway pageant now. Super. We hope they find a way to bring back inequitable pay rates for women, too — oh wait, never mind, we got that one covered.
New York to Revive Subway Beauty Contests [CNN, via You Can't Make It Up, which also brings us news that the feds are rebranding food stamps. Evidently "food stamps" was too reminiscent of "food" and "stamps."]