· Paris Hilton makes daring artistic decision, proving all naysayers wrong — filming begins on National Lampoon sorority-ho movie. [NYP]
· What happened, gastric bypass pioneer Carnie Phillips? Where the hell did you go? "I moved into my bong and just got stoned every minute," confesses Carnie. [NYDN (6th item)]
· Alistair Cooke's family crept into Central Park and shook his ashes around. Kinda gross? But I guess it won't be the first body spread around in the Park. [NYP]
· Why is Bijou Phillips crazy now? Because the guy she used to cheat on her ex with is marrying the girl her ex used to cheat on her with? (Parse that.) [NYP]
· Queer Eye party and White Chicks party scheduled simultaneously at Viscaya — crossdressing interracial hilarity resists ensuing. [NYDN (2nd item)]