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In the most meta stalker ever: a portrait of Tracey Ullman at Starbucks, Madonna's motorcade, Steven Cojocaru, Chloe Sevigny in a snood, Lauren Graham, Michael Musto, Bruce Willis with Tallulah and Rumer, James Iha two times, b/w Ali Larter and Amy Wesson.

· Tracey takes on Starbucks. My leggy blonde fashionista friend elbowed me whilst I ordered my grande mocha soy latte decaf no whip this afternoon at the Starbucks on 48th and Broadway in the Morgan Stanley building. The friend so demurely pointed out that next to us was Tracey Ullman who has always kinda been over, and resultantly always in. She looked like one of the thousand or so impersonations she does so if I say she seemed disaffected is she acting, or is that really her? Well the person she was playing today had some skirt, and shirt on like most other people, but her hair looked a bit stringy but clean—how that happens is beyond me. The voice clearly sealed the deal as she enunciated very clearly her order for tea (presumably to soothe her sometimes grating voice, or maybe it s a British thing). But it can be said she doesn t care much for the workers, all of whom seemed to be deficient in common sense. (If I say "soy" that does not mean "non-fat")
· Besides Guy Ritchie, who do you have to fuck in this town to get a police escort to work? We were driving down CPW Sunday, about 4PM, when sirens and flashing lights erupted from a small SUV convoy parked in front of a co-op on the corner of 63rd street. One motorcycle cop w/mustache (who looked like a Village Person, or, more likely, a backup dancer), one blacked out Escalade, and two Envoys—one blacked out (civilian) and one tan, strobe-equipped (undercover). Naturally, I ignored the sirens, kept on down the street, and turned west on 62nd. The convoy turned, too, and was closing in, so I pulled over. Without slowing down, the Village Person turned, pointed his finger, and barked, "Get into the groove!" No, I kid. He shouted, "Keep to the side!" Which I did for the two seconds it took the convoy to pass by. Then I set off in pursuit, riding the convoy's wake through traffic onto 9th Ave. They lost me when they started running red lights. Which all makes sense, because there was only *4 hours* until she had to be at work...
· don't know if this counts, but i saw steven cojocaru strutting down madison ave near 58th st carrying a huge barney's bag during lunchtime. he actually looked a lot better in person than i would have expected, not something i can say about most celebrities.
· on saturday i saw chloe sevigny browsing the non-fiction section in the union square barnes and noble. she was surprisingly subdued in white overall shorts and a white tank. of course it wouldn't be chloe without something bizarre, she had on a white crocheted snood. i was in a rush, couldn't see what she was buying.
· i was at the marketnyc, a young designers market in soho, and i saw lauren graham (gilmore girls mom). she is absolutely beautiful and actually taller than expected, which was a nice change. everyone i see tend to be ugly munchkins in the light of day!!
· I saw Michael Musto at a Control Room showing at the Sunshine on Houston yesterday, 6/22. He looked surprisingly young, quite trim and no wrinkles, as far as I could see. He was with a lady friend (hah!) in tow but he was wearing some hideous plaid shirt (maybe he'd just come out of a I Love the 90s taping?)
· Tuesday, June 22, at the first performance of Paige Davis in Chicago the musical, saw Doug and Hildi and assorted Trading Spaces folk (to be expected) being mobbed by theatergoers, and a very fine Bruce Willis with daughters Tallulah and Rumer in a nearby row enjoying the show. (The girls screamed, often, and also at intermission brought dad back some junior mints and assorted snacks for themselves which they proceeded to eat during the second half. ) Willis was in blue jeans and a black sweater, and at intermission was approached by now fewer than 15 random people. He politely declined signing anything, but shook their hand and asked their name, but seriously, the stalking by autograph seekers was out of control — it was like he was a ride at Disneyland or something, they were just lining up. Surprised at how gracious he was. (And can I say really fucking hot?)
· Wed 6/16 Mercury Lounge- James Iha (former Smashing Pumpkin and current A Perfect Circle) was at the show for Melissa Auf Der maur wearing a green and white striped tank top. Sean Lennon was also there. He should shave his beard. people are seriously freaking him out. He was with some older red headed woman. And then on Mon 6/21 James Iha shuffling down Lafayette on his way to crunch, hair disheveled, jamming on the ipod. also ali larter (final destination) at yoga class and model amy wesson saying to her friend "you know the girl who wore whipped creme in that teen movie?"