Rehab Halts New York Minute Publicity Juggernaut
Apparently trying to halt the shrieking noise that pierces her skull whenever she's too far from her twin, Ashley Olsen has canceled a trip to Australia to promote their film New York Minute "to be with her family," i.e. rehabbing Mary-Kate. We don't know if MK is in one of those treatment centers that allows guests, but we suggest a full cavity search if the Fat Twin tries to visit; we don't want a well-meaning Ash ruining her sister's recovery by smuggling in any contraband Sno-balls.