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—Awful Plastic Surgery laments that Tara Reid went with the "porn star" boobs. Pretty soon, she might be going with the "porn star career."
—Perhaps the most interesting thing is that the Tori Spelling lap dance was a throw-in for buying a necklace at a charity auction. We recommend sand-blasting your privates to return sensation after viewing.
—A writer from the Daily Show sneaks intentional comedy onto the NYT Op-Ed page: Thou-Shalt-See TV for the Passion generation.
—The Onion breaks down the "Hollyblogs" of stars like Lisa "Facts of Life" Whelchel, Melanie Griffith ("Defensive. She takes umbrage at every tabloid story about her."), and Fred Durst ("Dense but heartfelt, and trying hard to philosophize").