Oh, good gravy. Britney's announced her engagement to Kevin Federline. We should have had this post all ready to go — you know, like a Reagan obituary — for this very moment. But we have nothing... except a sort of Britney-induced Weltschmerz. How can we be sure little Brit is making the right choice? How can we know that Kevin will treat her right? He danced into her heart so recently, after all. And how many hours til they're un-engaged?

This weekend, we'll be off drafting posts for future Britney announcements — the Cambodian baby adoption, the divorce filing, the rehab gossip, the allegations of battery...
Britney Spears Confirms Engagement to Dancer [Reuters]