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The union representing Broadway actors nearly shut down the theater district today. Don't be alarmed — it happens pretty much every year on the day after Gay Pride. Those theater girls get awfully testy after a long weekend of hard drugs and crossdressing.

At right: one of the best things about RSS feeds (for you non-nerds, RSS is a way to get web news without having to go to actual websites) is seeing evidence of news services rewriting their stories after their initial publication. From this serious last-minute rewrite, we can conclude that AP's editing staff was too busy doing GHB and dancing shirtless to Danny Tenaglia to worry about the news.
Broadway Actors Remain at Work [AP]
Broadway Actors Threatening to Strike [ABC]