Much like the Sunday Times crossword puzzle, alone, we can't. But together? We can! Send your best guesses to tips@gawker.com.

Page Six said: "WHICH head producer of a foreign TV network is having an affair with her top editor, directly violating company policy? Everyone knows what's going on because the lovers have their liaisons in the cutting room, leaving underwear and other clues..."
Page Six said: "WHICH recently fired record label head just wiped away her sorrows and forehead wrinkles — at a plastic surgeon's office? She now looks 15 years younger and way more relaxed..."
Page Six said: "WHICH popular television host isn't so happily married? The charmer has carried on an affair with a young girl for several years — even during his wife's pregnancy — paying discreet visits after his work day is done."
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