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—"Kevin: And watch that bling. I ain't going back to Zales if you lose it."
—The "secret" to how a couple of black guys became such dread-inspiring facsimiles of white chicks? The "upper lip," not a bucketful of white paint.
—36-year-old Mira Sorvino marries a 22-year-old actor. We smell a knocking-up!
—It's not our fault Sony is too poor to finally finish off their purchase of MGM. Think MGM will take food stamps, some of those cute electronic dogs, and a couple of Spider-Man 2 lunch boxes to close the deal? [reg. req'd.]