· Battle of the willowy drink-tossing set: Playmate Nicole Lenz files million-dollar suit against actress/stabber Bijou Phillips and heiress Casey Johnson, alleging that Phillips & Johnson beat her up and are trashing her reputation. Lawyers for Ms. Phillips replied: "We don't make trash, we burn it." [NYDN] nad [NYP]
· Page Six trashes the lying publicists employed by Monica Lewinsky and Vanessa Williams. They'll never eat shit in this town again. [NYP]
· We've already gotten handwritten thank-you notes on Tori Spelling's monogrammed stationery, but the prenup wasn't in place yet??? The wedding is this weekend. [NYP]
· Trump extends patented Trumpergy into Trump magazine, touting scoops of Trump shows, with advertising by Trump water and layouts of general Trumpiness. [NYDN]