Short Ends: The All Fabricated Quote Edition
—"Hey, I've already made enough money from my Bush-baiting, box-office darling polemic. Sure, go ahead and take it for free!" (via BoiFromTroy)
—"Jolly good. Now let's see Mr. Moore dig up some video of Tony Blair playing golf and slaughtering the mother tongue, then we'll have something."
—"Let's see...'Cocaine is a hell of drug.' Yup, got that in. 'I'm Rick James, bitch!' Uh huh, got that one in there. What else does a superfreak gotta do to completely transform himself into a Dave Chappelle parody?"
—"Shit, I told those hookers not to swallow any of that dynamite in my goddamn hottub. Think, man, think! Be cool like you're closing a seven-figure deal at Universal. Fuck, how am I gonna hide the bodies?! Oh...those are just neoprene replicas of genitalia floating in a kiddie pool. No worries." (NSFW)