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—Los Angeles: seventh best city for singles, but maintains stranglehold on number one ranking for casting-couch salad-tossings.
—"Marketing a la Michael Moore (Serves half of a polarized electorate)...Ingredients: 1 heaping dose of controversy/ 1 1/2 villains (colorful preferred)/ 1/2 cup of audience naivety"
—Nicole Kidman says that it's hard for her, a single mother, to find a mate. She just needs to do what all the kids in Hollywood are doing: get knocked up and back into a quickie wedding. Simplicity itself. (And if she seems unhealthily skinny to any of you, it's just her hairstyle.)
—Literal real-estate porn: A horny, young Hollywood couple terrorizes area open-houses with their trashy sexcapades.