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The following flagrant abuse of Craigslist's Missed Connections should effectively halt all sexual activity within a thirty-foot radius of any web browser displaying this page:

OK. I saw Carrot Top (the comedian) shopping the other day. What THE HELL has he done to himself???

He has beautiful "porn star" lookin' arms and shoulders, but his face looks like that Jacqueline Wildenstein[Ed. note—It's "Jocelyne"] (NY woman who had plastic surgery to look like a cat). What happened?

Signed,
Shocked and confused

  • what THE HELL happened to CARROT TOP?- m4m [Craigslist]