We hear a rumor — and this is pretty much from a tin can through a string up to our treehouse — that David Hasselhoff confirmed today on some radio station that he was indeed in residence at Cirque Lodge rehab in Sundance until quite recently. (The radio station was apparently in Salt Lake City, however? Wha huh wha?) Furthermore, our reports say that Hasselhoff confirmed the attendance at said rehab of Ms. Mary-Kate Olsen.

We hope they totally learned how to pick the appropriate smiley or frownie face on the feelings chart together. (Yeah, just like Mr. DUI Hasselhoff, we've seen more rehab than we care to admit. Our advice to Mary-Kate — fuck everyone you can, you'll never see them again and it really takes the edge off while you detox.)

[UPDATE: As usual, semi-true. Ish.]