Ah ha! We knew last night's report about David Hasselhoff doing radio interviews about rehab with Mary-Kate Olsen was too... icky to be true. No, it's much better — according to this morning's Deseret Morning News (WTF?), some guy claiming to work for the Cirque Lodge rehab was the one who phoned the radio station and said Mary-Kate was a rehab resident. Wow, they're right — reporting the news is fun! If I had a radio station, hell yeah, I'd put just anyone on it saying anything they wanted!
Caller says Olsen twin is being treated in UtahDeseret Morning News]