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The Smoking Gun, your home for all headache-inducing celebrity-excess documents, has Sharon Stone's five-page contract rider detailing her perks. Among her demands are a $3500/week "per diem" (isn't that really just an obnoxious way of saying $500 per day?), an assurance that "no one receives better facilities" for their trailer, three nannies, and a draconian ban on all on-set cigar smoke. We wonder if she's slowly dropping some of these demands after watching herself gradually disappear from Catwoman's promotional campaign. Even the buzz-deficient disaster wants to bury her in the litter box.