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—Perhaps Michael Moore doesn't really want you to download Fahrenheit 9/11.
—Celebrity Drunk Driving: It's not just for Hasselhoff anymore.
—Spider-Man 2 makes the biggest shitload of money in the history of opening days.
—Big day at Star magazine: They discover both Friendster and that Tara Reid is a little trampy.
—In case you were wondering what happened to the guessing game, this week's blind item was way too obvious for us to bother.
—Maybe Drudge was wrong about Tobey's bulge. Here's an old, probably doctored and definitely disturbing pic. [NSFW]