· J.Hurl: Jennifer Lopez used to get out of sex with ex-hubbie Ojani Noa by pretending to puke. [NYP]
· Porn found in Neverland Ranch!!! Dear God! Pictures of naked ladies! [NYDN]
· David Lee Roth is apparently also taking helicopter lessons, as well as training to be an EMT. What up? Is Roth heading up his own Al Qaeda cell? [NYP]
· Inspirational "Father Joe" author's daughter claims he sexually molested her. Well, there goes that bazillion-dollar best-seller. [NYDN (2nd item)]
· The urchins at the Met crave Bank of America's money. [NYP]
· Page Six's insane obsession with Russian heiress Anna Anisimova continues — Anna's dad forces her to pull out of Social Life profile spread! What daring escapade will the teen non-trendsetter find herself involved in next? [NYP]