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—No young starlet escapes the plastic surgeon's knife, not even Mandy Moore. Our faith in seemingly wholesome pop-stars-turned-actresses finally shaken.
—There is perhaps no sadder sight that the Smoking Gun's presentation of Ferris Bueller's principal's arrest card for failing to register as a sex offender. Sigh. What's next, Cameron exposing himself in front of a Catholic girls' school?
—Fleshbot double-feature: Ashley Judd sends her goodies into the public domain and a referral to the Bulge Report. Sample: "Matt LeBlanc, 7" when soft, cut, "thick as a beer can." Thanks, we really needed to stop drinking beer anyway.
—Real estate in brief: Marilyn Manson is moving to the Valley. Watch for Manson and his porno neighbors to throw the greatest housewarming party in history. [reg. req'd.]