· Bottomless girl found passed out in former Hamptons mag head Randy Schindler's bedroom. Uh, could all of you who have passed out drunk and naked in the Hamptons raise your hands? Exactly. Welcome to the club, sister. [NYP]
· Vin Diesel has slept with women! [V.V.]
· Russell Simmons and Kid Rock argue about Fahrenheit 9/11. Finally we're hearing from the meaningful critics. [NYDN]
· Gerard Depardieu making a fortune off Cuban oil wells? Wha? [NYP]
· Preggers Liv Tyler passes out in Nantucket, with Marky Mark, whose blank was so blank he could blank it. [NYDN]