1. Everything you ever needed to know about the Cameron Diaz softcore video, now hitting the internerd near you. [Fleshbot]
2. For a severely injured person, Britney Spears is sure spending a lot of time playing on her knees. Err, with her knees. [Defamer]
3. Apple (Paltrow) Martin's Friendster profile. (Friendster! Remember that?) [Friendster]
4. The rise of literary agents, those delightful disfigured vipers of the publishing world. [V. V.]
5. We love to hate on New York mag writer David Amsden: he makes us crazy with blind hatred. But we must begrudgingly admit that he comes off with great grace and aplomb in this interview from yesterday. Still — we have the weirdest urge to ball-kick him most days. Why is that? [Gothamist]