· Poor Dennis Rodman. Put out to pasture, now he's dishing on having done Madonna and marketing a "sexual enhancement spray." Very Vanilla Ice. [NYDN]
· Christian Dior Paris show goes wrong: Karolina Kurkova takes a runway header, the clothing was wackjob, and models threw up. Oh wait, upchucking models is a good thing. [NYP]
· Our personal role model Traci Lords is back on TV where she belongs! Whoo! [NYDN]
· Former 'Access Hollywood' nightmare Pat O'Brien to anchore170 hours of Olympics coverage? What's next, E! gossip columnist Ted Casablanca covering the Democratic Convention? Or worse? [NYP]
· Marlon Brando gay sex pics to come to light! (Don't be alarmed — they're of 30-year-old Brando, not recent Brando.) [NYDN]