David Patrick Columbia, our favorite socialite sycophant diarist (diagropher? diagrophant? sycochronographer?) has totally broken down today over this week's NY Post blind items. High society is shrieking! Socialite marriages are in tatters!

Mr. Columbia also confesses that he "never fooled around" when he was married, which leads us to ask — married? Uh, to a woman?

[UPDATE: Ha! Asked and answered.]
From Tuesday s Page Six in the NY Post [NY Social Diary]