· Elite models president Gerald Marie is finally soooo fired. [NYP]
· Madonna, despite only having half a menstrual cycle, is prepping for a third baby. [NYDN]
· In retarded celebrity land, this is how they get married. According to Popbitch's Friday email, Nick Carter and Paris Hilton "recently went to a LA tattoo parlour where Nick got Paris' name on his wrist and Paris got Nick's on her butt." [Popbitch]
· Who says working for minimum wage doesn't pay off? NY Observer editor's assistant is getting all up on mega-heir Jamie Johnson. [NYP]