· A meditation on coke, weight loss, and celebrity. Featuring everyone's favorite twin!
· Britney Spears' first husband tells all, sort of. (N.B. Hot bathroom sex!)
· Chris Kattan bails out of? gets fired from? otherwise leaves? Lincoln Center Theater's The Frogs. Guess he wants to follow fellow SNL'er Jimmy Fallon's career non-trajectory.
· Is there anyone still alive to read this? There were eleven murders in New York City this weekend.
· Vote it up in the Superhottie of the Federal Judiciary Contest!
· Random thought of the day regarding NYT chief film critic A.O. (Tony) Scott, from a reader who actually watches Charlie Rose: "I sort/of saw Tony on sort/of Charlie Rose sort/of last week and I was sort/of dismayed that sort/of Tony had fallen sort/of victim to this sort/of mutation of sort/of Britspeak. He needs sort/of help."