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—Paris Hilton double-shot: Is she putting the sex tape behind her or not? She gives the porn money to charity, but also poses for the cover of a magazine with a feature entitled "Doggy Styles." Can't have it both ways, Par. Oops, actually we have seen her have it both ways. (via The Absurdist)
—Kevin Federline baby mama Shar Jackson comes out of hiding at an LA charity event. Hope she didn't hear what Kevin's in for on the honeymoon.
—Yes, we're well aware that Courtney Love seems a bit troubled these days. She probably just needs a vacation.
—We blame Diane Keaton for the upcoming middle-aged dangly parts coming to a theater near you.
—We would never have guessed that Madonna could be trouble on a movie set.