· Rocco's momma pissed to find strange man in "The Restaurant" kitchen making meatballs. Ink-hungry Rocco and feuding biz partner Jeffrey Chodorow thrilled at the attention. [NYP]
· Conde Nastie gals mack on potential First Stepson Chris Heinz at "very magazine hip crowd" benefit. Do let us know when one of you finally nails Chris, mmkay? [NYO]
· Xtina Aguilera loves strippers — but has a boyfriend. Really? Who's she dating? [NYDN]
· Hue owner Karim Amatullah attempts to play like the NYT hostess expose of his nightclub is good for business. We appreciate his chutzpah in the face of being smacked down like a bitch. [NYP]