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If you thought Pat O'Brien's bitching filled today's quota of aeronautical industry-derived gossip, you were wrong. Who knew there's anything good happening on airplanes besides mile-high quickies in the bathroom? A reader reports on a troubling failure in airline security, which resulted in a hateful bomb being transported on a passenger plane. Luckily, the dangerous cargo is not set to detonate until next Friday. There's still time to save yourselves!

So what do the little guy from the Station Agent and a Warner Brothers Catwoman print dated July 12 have in common?

I guess neither the actor nor the film reels required too much legroom.[Ed.note—Play nice!] But one would have thought the actor would have been met by a proper car and driver.

"Excuse me, sir," the boarding gate agent said to the film canister courier, "I'm going to need some ID for this second boarding pass." "Uh, the reels have their own seat." I guess you can't really check those things, and perhaps a bit too big for the overhead compartment. I didn't see if the courier gobbled up 2 dinners, however.