Ah, fuck. Remember when those oh-so-wackily-painted cows were all over town a couple of years ago? This year they're foisting off hundreds of four-foot apples on us, obstructing our v. v. important navigations to Starbucks and Barnes and Noble. Why? Why do they want to hurt us? Summer is bad enough with the stupid street fairs and the growing explosion of underarm hair. (Have you noticed? Pit hair is back, baby! It's tres European!)
How Do Like These Apples? [Gothamist]