· Star slams the NY Post over 'Boozer Britney' front page hubbub. Star]
· LA Mag's Amy Wallace returns to the LA Times, ready to kick some NYT ass. [LA Weekly]
· The Emmys: a giant fucking trainwreck. [Out of Focus]
· Guess the blind items on the Other (uglier, grosser) Coast. [Defamer]
· What's so great about Wilco? Dude: nothing. [Slate]
· The Xtina Aguilera-is-going-bald rumor continues to float. [IMDB]
· Fake sunlight illuminates facade of fake-bake salon. [New Yorkish]