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—Hollywood test case for requiring licenses to reproduce?
—We're looking forward to when Courtney Love is transformed into a live-action character. That will be some crazy shit.
—Star mag applies the gossip-standards bitchslap to NY Post for the Britney booze story. But come on, chasing your ginseng shot with a Red Bull is like cleansing your nasal cavity for coke with crystal meth.
—Mira Sorvino is probably knocked up, but didn't we tell you that already?
—Line of the day, re: secret Black iPods: "I think the original iPods were black, and then were later changed to white, just like they did to Jesus."